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Mon Nov 3, 2008, 1:36 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: The Ting Tings - That's not my name
  • Drinking: tea
I have found this somewhere, and i have to put it here.

Dear :iconploop26:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me In your apartment and I saw you Pull the toupee off Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of senility .

Go and drown yourself,
bojis






Dear (The last person who gave a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ____2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - That night
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


and i tag everyone, who read this!:heart::lemon:

Make or not make?

Sun Sep 21, 2008, 4:37 AM
  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: Get Crunk - Brokencyde
  • Eating: muffin?
  • Drinking: tea
Hey all!

As you can see, i am making avatars again. But i have forgotten who asked avatars. I am very forgetful, i know. Throw rock at me! Oh, no! Wait a minute!

If you send me again a note, i will not forget to make it, I promise! I am going to write it here, my journal. Lalalaaahh.:w00t:

So. Send me that f*cking note!:lemon::XD:

And i love you guys, you are soooo loyal!:heart::blowkiss::worship:

kisses: boo:lemon:


***

I have found this in :iconrythmear: journal, so i put here, coz i like this kind of stuffs.:giggle:

YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats
[ ] its hilarious when people get hurt.(not really)
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[ ] sometimes shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[ ] you own an XBOX
[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] you own/owned a DS, PS2, or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] sometimes you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool (usually they are stupid and funny)
[ ] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[ ] you used to/do collect football collector cards
[ ] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear
[ ] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (blue)
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun
[x] sometimes you talk with food in your mouth
[ ] sometimes you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL = 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[x] you love to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[x] sometimes you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheer leading a sport
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry (I like earrings)
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like (sometimes)
[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can
[x] you wear body spray/perfume
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[x] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors

Total= 11

Humm... do i have to born as a GUY???:eyepopping:

Requests will close

Sun Mar 30, 2008, 3:30 AM
  • Mood: Love Dazed
  • Listening to: Marilyn Manson - Heart shaped glasses
  • Eating: cookies... yumm* 3*
  • Drinking: tea
Hey hey guys!

I am very happy now. I am in love. He was one of my best friends. He just kissed me, and it started. I am very in love.:heart:

I wanna close requests. But i will open it soon. I have a lot to do, i cannot make a lot avatars. I am so sorry guys, i am very slow, i know. But they are going to be made. Do not afraid;)

And thank you, you are great friends! A million kisses: bojis:kiss::moo:

******REQUESTS ARE OPENED******

Hehe, yes i make requests. Pixel avatars. If you want one, please send a note and write in what kind of avatar do you want.:giggle:

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:bulletred:Avatar for ~Kurohyochan **FINISHED**
:bulletred:Avatar for ~tareksalom **FINISHED**
:bulletred:Avatar for ~deeage
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meeeeeeee... i am not an egoist

Mon Nov 12, 2007, 11:38 AM
  • Mood: Affection
  • Eating: cheese
hey hey hey!!!!

i am really excited. one of my good friend draw me!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it looks like me!!!! i cannot believe it! please have a look at it: [link]

thank you :icondeeage::heart:

:star:OHMYGOSH! A NEW STYLE!:star:

bojis-style/b-style: A mixture of dance sytles including hardstyle, jumpstyle and drum and bass, all performed by a highly talented girl. Extreme performance available during alcoholic state.

/written by my boyfriend:XD:/


Fears

Sat Nov 10, 2007, 7:52 AM
  • Mood: Fear
  • Watching: hungarian mtv
heeey!

I have found this in ~Tei-rei's gallery

If you get more than 20 you're paranoid.

If you get 10-20 then you are normal.

If you get 10 or less you're fearless.

People who don' have any are full of shit!

I Fear....

1. [x] the dark
2. [x] staying single forever
3. [] being a parent
4. [x] giving birth
5. [] being myself in front of others
6. [] open spaces
7. [] closed spaces
8. [] heights
9. [] black cats
10. [] dogs
11. [] birds
12. [] fish
13. [] spiders
14. [] flowers or other plants
15. [] being touched
16. [] fire
17. [x] deep water
18. [] lakes
19. [] silk
20. [] the ocean
21. [x] failure
22. [] success
23. [x] thunder/lightning
24. [] frogs/toads
25. [] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
26. [] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
27. [] mice/rats
28. [] jumping from high places
29. [] snow/ice
30. [] rain
31. [] wind
32. [] crossing hanging bridges
34. [] heaven
35. [] being robbed
36. [x] falling
37. [x] clowns
38. [] large crowds of people
39. [] men
40. [] women
41. [] having great responsibilities
42. [ ] doctors, including dentists
43. [] tornadoes
44. [] hurricanes
45. [] incurable diseases
46. [] snakes
47. [x] sharks
48. [] Friday the 13th
49. [] ghosts
50. [ ] poverty
51. [] Halloween
52. [x] school
53. [] trains
54. [ ] odd numbers
55. [] even numbers
56. [x] being alone
57. [x] becoming blind
58. [ ] becoming deaf
59. [x] growing up
60. [] monsters under my bed
61. [x] creepy noises in the night.
62. [] bee stings
63. [] not accomplishing my dreams/goals...
64. [] needles
65. [] blood
66. [] dinosaurs if they were alive
67. [] the welcome mat
68. [] high speeds
69. [] throwing up
70. [] falling in love.
71. [x] Not being loved.
72. [ ] Not changing.


A
[] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness
[] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
[x ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
[] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[x] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[x] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

B
[] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

C

[x] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
[] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
[x] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

D
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
[] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
[ ] Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.

E
[] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
[x] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

G
[] Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees. (LOLWTF:XD:)
[ ] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
[] Gynophobia - Fear of women.

H
[] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

I
[] Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[ ] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

K
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

L
[ ] Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
[ ] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
[x] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

M
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

N
[] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
[ ] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
[] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

O
[] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
[] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

P
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
[ ] Parastitaphobia - Fear of Parasites.
[ ] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
[] Pedophobia - Fear of children.
[] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[x] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet.
[] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of Flying
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

S
[x] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[ ] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
[] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep. -

T
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
[] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.

V-Z
[] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
[] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals.


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